One day, in 5th grade, during the Geography class, our teacher called a guy from a grade above us. His name was H. He was a pompous ninny whose favourite past time was bragging about his London brought up. Naturally, I did not like him. He came into the class, the teacher asked him something but he kept denying it saying its not mine, its not mine.
A few days after that, while walking to the school, me and Huzaifa saw H standing outside the school gates with two older guys. One of them had a metal bicycle chain wrapped around his hand and the other had a cricket bat. H said Hi to us and introduced us to his older brothers.
I do not remember what I did next but I wish that I had slapped him or strangled him at least.
Than I proceeded to my class upstairs. After throwing our bags in the classroom, me and my friends were coming downstairs, lacing our skates, when we noticed the commotion around us. Everyone was running outside towards the main gate.
Had I been 18, I would have thought that someone was naked outside or there is a free ice cream truck.
On our way out, someone told us that H was beating our Math teacher. The same teacher who used to wear ill fitting suits with gigantic ties with rainbows and dogs on them. He even had a Happy Birthday one, complete with balloons and streamers. H had brought his gang with him and wanted to kill the teacher.
The teachers sent us back to the class before we made it outside.
All of a sudden, the whole school had something new to gossip about. Everyone was on H's side, claiming that the teacher had beaten him first.
Than I remembered something.
The true story was that that 11 year old jerk had written love letters to a girl on the back of her notebook. She took it to her class teacher, who called him in our class and confronted him. On his denial, she took the matter to the sir. H went on to make lame excuses, one of them being that the notebook is his sisters.
Sir was forced to read out loud the cheesy lines he had copied from some third rate magazine. He went on to being himself, which was selfish, rude, arrogant, show-off and a world class jerk.
Sir started lecturing him and asked him to apologize to the girl, on which H became more rude and said,
"Its none of your business. Keep out of it."
What happened next was that I heard the most beautiful sound in the world, that of a hand coming together with a cheek and going "Chatakh ! "
And for that the sir was badly beaten with three broken ribs, a hairline fracture in the arm, two fractures in the left leg, a split lip and a concussion.
I wish I could understand why H did what he did. As if a reason could ever justify his actions.
The age where my days were spent waiting for the next HP book to come out, attending all the after school sports practices, having sleepovers at our best friends and learning to skip in a week. He was planning his revenge. And his older brothers were helping him.
And the fact that that teacher has to live with the fact that once upon a time, his respect lay in a Cricket bat and a Bicycle chain.
P.S. And let me tell you that first class nincompoops are those who are well aware of their qualities.
P.P.S. My current on repeat song is I Will Be Waiting. This is actually an English version of a Hindi song "kabhi Jo Badal barse". Both of them are awesome.
...SAP...
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